I’ve lived to see yet another Two for Tuesday, happy-happy.  They threw a curveball at me today with a double shot of Uriah Heep while cruising to work.  Uriah Heep is very DeepPurplesque and therefore amazing.  Q95 is smart enough to ease into this exhibition by playing Stealin’ first.  I mean, lets be reasonable.  Can you imagine the car wrecks caused if Q95 just jumped right into this madness with Easy Livin’ (all Uriah Heep songs must end with an apostrophe).

Ultimately I think the order of how they played the songs was irrelevant.  I blew through a school zone doing a cool 85 during Easy Livin’ and some punkass cop caught me.  I pulled over.  When I saw the cop come out of his car, I’ve never seen a man angrier, like I’d ran over his dog or something.  He pounded on my window demanding I roll it down with emphatic gesticulations.  As you wish, officer.  Once I rolled those windows down that cop got knocked backwards with some Easy Livin’ blasting out of my car like a neutron bomb – put his lights out.

I don’t know what the laws are on assaulting an officer with Uriah Heep, but I didn’t stick around to find out.

When I close my eyes, this is what I see.